Listen to the Following Soundz and See if You Can Recognize What They Are...

START HEAR: CALL HIM KOALA, GOT WHAT YA NEED

The Turntable is the icon of a generation that gave itself Power. This platter of anti-wack matter is proof from yoof wid Technics tooth, with sacks of stolen beatz for 'strickly promotional' tricks'n'treats.

HIS OBSESSION: Scratch
HIS PROFESSION: D.J.
HIS ADVOCATION: On da turntables like dis....
HIS MISSION: Is to hip-hop what Evel Knievel was to accidents

Welcome to the finger-powered record-player, teenage turntable terrorist with twist of Canada Dry who spent too much time in the mushroom factory. CONTROL, CONTROL, YOU MUST LEARN CONTROL! Man, he wanted to scratch,, but that just made it worse.... Ninja Tune introduce the red hot chilli leper Kid Koala, celebrating the release of this strictly limited 10" taxed from the outings of the Kid's legendary bootleg mix tape ' Scratchcratchratchatch' . This is 'ScratchHappyLand", where B-movies, Sesame Street and Canada Dry adverts get cut-to-fuck over lunched up beats and cartoon rhythms.
Kid Koala is Eric San, aged 22, born in Vancouver and living in Montreal. A love of freaky noises was instilled in him at an early age as his pops use to sing these little rhythms in Chinese to try to get his kids to do their chores, eg...

Brushing Your Teeth:
(phonetic) "Chak Chak ga gna gna ganeh ganeh, chak chak goonah goonah"
(Loose translation) "Brushing brushing the teeth teeth unhuh unhuh"